May 2013
alwaysbelieveinfutures:
tincanlantern:
The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
I am 300% done with you guys.
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
jusst-another-day:
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the...
poopflow:
roughrimjob:
meladoodle:
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
“Whenever I pray,
a dog somewhere dies.
My mother can’t look me in the eyes...”
– georgia says you’re never coming back: A few things you should know (via wintertangerine)
cyberthug13:
girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
When you see a mosquito on your friend's shoulder
bestlols:
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ph-azing)
high-blogging:
lntelligent:
i wish self-hatred burned calories
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...”
– Lemony Snicket (via langleav)
