Dentist Pulls All Ex's Teeth Out →
siddman: Breaking up is never easy — having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse. A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said. Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex — 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak — for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail. So...
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prostheticknowledge: What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? - Fanfiction Edition OK, this is weird … 10 months ago, I posted this short video (I didn’t record it, but discovered it and uploaded as it wasn’t embeddable). It is by far the most popular thing I have ever shared, and every so often, my dashboard reignites (sorry) with activity about it. Now, I discover that,...
lunarbinxx: I’ll have you know, I’m not leaving. Spring came and April blossomed and grew under my ribs and thawed what winter froze. I’m far too clingy, but please stay. I need you as the tide needs the moon.
I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.
‘I think Hitler said it best when he…’ - the start of either the worst, or best...– @whatsucksblog Via Tweet Picks on Happy Place (via siddman)
with an eye on the moon
brightlightsloudnoises: there will never be nights like those again and as i lift the bottle up at its angle and i look down its barrel i see the moon