August 2012
I no longer need you to fuck me as hard
as I hate myself.
Make love to me...
– Buddy Wakefield (via nihilist-nothing)
July 2012
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
Sporting Events at the 2012 London Olympics →
nevver:
Skullduggery
Buggery
Arsing About
The Wank
Taking the Piss
Scuttlebutting
Having a Laugh
Sodding off
Shagging
The Half-Arse
Knackering
Gap Minding